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Joke of the Day

"There's way too much nudity on TV programs these days... I just sit there shaking my fist at them."

"Did you guys hear about what Nelly thought? She thought chicken manure was jelly."

"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"

"Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out."

"What do old people smell like? Depends..."

"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."

"Justin Bieber? Why would someone call their daughter Justin?"

"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? ""I don't wanna be o-ba-ma self."" _________ (Not original)"

"Finding Nemo 3: Nemo's mom isn't dead. Nemo's dad kidnapped Nemo to avoid a custody dispute. Nemo's mom finds them. It's a revenge tale."

"I hate Simpsons posts! Because I am a family guy."