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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner."
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"""I see an Irish man walking..."" Short I see an Irish man walking with only one shoe on. I tell him ""You're only wearing one shoe, you stupid cunt"". The Irish man replies ""No, I found one."""
"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"
"Guns don't kill people. Cats don't sew mittens. Houses don't crap zebras. Lots of nouns don't verb other nouns. This isn't new information."
"Two men walk into a bar, which is strange since you'd think the second one would have seen it when the first one hit it."
"Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods."
"One time, Chuck Norris had sex with a hooker in a truck, and some semen got on the seat... The truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nah, it's too cheesy."
"Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children."
"Some terrorists are flying over France, what do they do? They go parachuting."