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Joke of the Day

"Obama calls Putin Obama: ""Hey! What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?"" Putin: ""Turkey"""

"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"

"Little girls and fish Why do little girls put fishes down their pants? So the can smell like big girls!"

"What do you with a dying chemist? Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!"

"Half Life 3 lol"

"A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. ""Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."""

"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."

"(: N poo Love, Australia."

"Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion? Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword."

"As a kid, I used to think $5,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money."