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Joke of the Day

"If you're giving me directions and you say, ""Head north,"" I'm going to think you mean toward the sky."

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"whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"""Jesus loves you."" A nice thing to hear in church. And a horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"
"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."
"Got my new Chinese cookbook today....""101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"""
"What do you call an empty town after dinner? Desserted"
"Why doesn't Ellen have a cooking segment? She's always eating out"
"Me: ""...american cheese, toasted."" Her: ""What kind of cheese?"" Me: ""American..."" Her: ""Want it toasted?"" Me: ""I'll just make it myself."""