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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just became a porn star She's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out."

"Why was the electron mad? Well, it doesn't really matter..."

"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"

"I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences."

"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."

"Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon? Because they cantaloupe..."

"Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex I really thought it would happen"

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first The leaf. The rope stopped the emo"

"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal."