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"Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon? Because they cantaloupe..."
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"What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life? Fred and George Weasley."
"The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut"
"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."
"I failed my biology test today A question asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the right answer"
"I'm the first base coach for my son's baseball team tonight and boy it's really awkward teaching 7 year olds about kissing."
"What do you call when a female physicist decides to try dating women for a change? The double slit experiment."
"How much for the sentient racist skeleton? ""Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."""
"My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"*in the back of a police car* can ya'll hand me the aux cord?"