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Joke of the Day
"I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences."
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"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."
"Q: How was the pig defeated in court? A: Oinkontroverible evidence against it and oinkonsistencies in the defense."
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"Once an American asked a Mexican.. ""What separates dogs and Mexicans?"" The Mexican said, ""A border""."
"What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween? Urine for a treat!"
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