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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack? A Tut offensive."

"What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)"

"99 times out of ten, I'm making shit up."

"What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common? They both can't ride a bike."

"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

"Help me out, I don't know any white jokes"

"Why did the boy call 911 when his father ran a red light? He didn't want to go home early and do his homework!"

"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."

"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"

"Inventor of the bar code dies at 91. Several burial attempts will be made before a manager is called to enter him into the ground manually."