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Joke of the Day

"Oh hey, I see you touched your computer again. -Adobe Updater"

"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."

"Two plates go into a resteraunt One plate says to the other, "" Don't worry I'll pay for the meal."" The other plate replies, "" No dinner is on me."""

"Fact: Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans."

"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."

"Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!"

"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"

"Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend."

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rM4oj-u3A"

"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"