201220

Joke of the Day

"Fat girls are like Segways. They are fun to ride but you never want to be seen riding one by a friend."

"Why do melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."

"Job interview: ""what would you say is your biggest achievement is to date"" ""I once wore a hat to bed and it was still on in the morning"""

"Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?"

"I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. Where the HECK is my roof?!"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? ...because they're ugly and they smell bad!"

"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"

"Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ? because he didn't know Mandarin"

"The decision to not set back my clocks last fall is looking pretty good right now."