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Joke of the Day

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rM4oj-u3A"

"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."

"Why is 'secret' such a popular password on Brazzers? You can type it with one hand."

"Day 3 in the desert: I have somehow gained the respect of some birds as they are circling above me in some sort of protective formation"

"I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."

"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"

"""Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I bounced a check for my girlfriend's abortion? They had to put the baby back in. And that baby... ...was Shia LaBeouf."" -Klaus, American Dad"

"How do you spot a cheetah in the wild? You don't, they're already spotted!"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy."

"The candidates keep appealing to ""Hard Working Americans""... But what about the Reddit community?"