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Joke of the Day

"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"

"""Monday's suck"" - Everyone. Apart from Ethiopian kids. For whom, every day sucks"

"What's black and white and red allover? My dalmatian after being hit by a car"

"My best friend swore up and down that he would stop taking credit for my accomplishments. Then today he called me to brag that he got his wife pregnant."

"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""

"I got sacked from my job at the Clock Factory. I just stood around making faces all day."

"Nothing's louder than a quiet bathroom."

"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey it could happen!"

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."