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Joke of the Day

"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"

"if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree"

"What fighting style does best girl use? Waifoo."

"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"

"A Irishman walks out of a Bar"

"What do you call a fart in a gay bar? A mating call LoL"

"Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."

"A Jewish guy at my restaurant loves croutons Specifically, burnt croutons. I can understand why, he knows their pain"

"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."

"Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room."