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Joke of the Day
"Fact: Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in the jeans."
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"My nephew is turning three next week, but due to budget issues, we're not going to tell him."
"I work as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table."
"To me funny is beautiful."
"What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people? Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!"
"CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear."
"Roses are red, Violets are red... Actually, I think my garden's on fire"
"My wife and I got into a heated argument. ""I met a man...but I married a boy."" she said, her face full of rage. I said, ""I guess the jokes on you then, paedo."""
"What's the best machine at the gym? The vending machine."