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Joke of the Day
"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
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"Longest English word: 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi' Longest Spanish word: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL'"
"Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the W's"
"An interesting fact about owls. Their heads can rotate up to 360 degrees before it comes off in your hand."
"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."
"What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it? A denom-nom-nominator!"
"A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Want to know if your wife loves you as much as your dog? Lock them both in a trunk of a car and see who's happy to see you when you open it to let them out"
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken."