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Joke of the Day
"How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? Who says it's dark?"
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"That awkward moment when someone you like talks to you and all you can do is smile like an idiot."
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"""Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo""--Where's Waldo Audiobook"
"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""
"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."
"What do you call a child that's good at digging? A minor"
"Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!"
"34% stats on reddit are made up. . . Like your love life."
"I almost had a threesome last night, All I needed was two more women."