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Joke of the Day

"My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta."

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"*high fives self* *misses*"
"Yesterday I was just a dude in a hoody whispering Black Sabbath lyrics to a goat. Today, I am the leader of a petting zoo cult."
"Today my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she said I was the other guy."
"Here in the Middle East, we don't need any weed We have the Quran. Burning that shit will get your ass stoned."
"""Single and ready to Pringle."" - my Friday nights :("
"One iPhone in an Apple Two iPhones is a pear."
"In the spirit of bipartisanship and cooperation, I think Trump should offer Hillary Clinton an important role in his administration... Like the ambassadorship to Libya"
"A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again."
"My girlfriend has twelve breasts. It seems kind of freaky, dozen-tit?"
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