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Joke of the Day

"My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta."

"""Welcome to Fight Club,"" said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried."

"Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs."

"Stranger: ""Excuse me where is the nearest..."" Me: ""GOOGLE IT!"""

"Have you seen my digital boat? Oh wait, its syncing."

"I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol PMS I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes. Whatever. I'm fine."

"What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !"

"The ""self-lubricated catheter"" and the ""discreet pocket catheter"" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life."

"Hi I'm 37 yrs old. According to folklore, I've swallowed 259 spiders, 47 moths, 3 coyotes, and a grizzly bear in my sleep since I was born."

"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."