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Joke of the Day
"I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. We exchanged lances."
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"Once upon a time (today) I had to help with pre school homework Me: -holds up yellow Me: What color is this? 4: McDonalds The end"
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"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."