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Joke of the Day

"Went to see my doctor and he told i was going to have to stop masturbating I asked why and he said ""Because im trying to examine you!"""

"Two crows sitting on a fence. Attempted murder."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who's there? *The chicken.*"

"Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man."

"Why were the baker's hands brown? Because he kneaded a poo."

"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."

"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite film? It's fucking Frozen."

"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."

"Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?"

"You know its been a long night... [NSFW] When you stick the razor in the hooker, and your dick in the coke"