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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist. I'm not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
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"The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*"
"what room zombies and vampires can't enter? the living room."
"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"
"OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut"
"My wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"
"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."
"Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood."
"Why is the nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."