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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"

"Bro do you even-- Bro I do. *eyes begin to tear up* *fist bumping until the sun rises*"

"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."

"2 ""black"" questions that aren't racist. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire. What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human."

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

"How does Australians have sex? They mate"

"The world isn't going to end tomorrow... It's not on my calendar."

"*watches How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days* pfft... I could do it in 8"

"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."