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Joke of the Day

"How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta? With a crowbar."

"What do you call a white European with a big dick? Hungaryan"

"I think the bloke next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit, but he keeps giving me looks. I'll try the next urinal."

"I was laying in bed with a hangover It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed. -lee Mack"

"Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns? The take everything, literally."

"How does Walter Palmer like his eggs? Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any"

"Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her."

"Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure."

"I used to suffer from delusions that I was a bland, flavourless cut of meat... but now I'm cured."

"""Who ate all the crackers?!"" - racist cannibal."