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Joke of the Day

"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."

"Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. I don't know what they did up there, but they came back with a daughter."

"CARTOON VILLAIN: how did you know it was me who robbed the bank COP: you were literally carrying around giant bags with dollar signs on them"

"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."

"There it is again. That feeling that I'm the only one in line who's ever been to an airport before. It's uncanny."

"What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common? Ze-bras!"

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."

"I have a new Obama joke, but... not many people approve."

"A boy goes to his parents to tell them something ""Mom, Dad. I'm gay."" His father then turns to him and says ""Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!"", while recieving money from the mom."