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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

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"I like my women like I like my coffee... With no stray pubes."
"My wife mentioned that she couldn't remember if she took her anti-anxiety medication. I asked if she was worried about it?"
"tongued ellen told oprah on her show that ...she lost her first love to a well hung tongue oprah replied....gosh,that sounds like a mouth full"
"Survivor 1: ""Help! I can't swim! I'm drowning!"" Survivor 2: ""I have a buoy, friend."""
"How do you say virgin in German? Guten tight ( )"
"I said to my dyslexic mate, ""Guess which band has split up?"" He said, ""Erm..."""
"What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo' Drizzle"
"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."
"Me: *breaks down door Wife: WTF ARE YOU DOING? M: HOME INVASION! W: OMG stop breaking our house when you want sex. M: Soooooo W: No"