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Joke of the Day

"What is better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Keemstar? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."

"I don't mean to sound like a tough guy but I've been in New York City for almost two hours and I've only cried like 31 times..."

"What do you call a sick Pokemon? Pikachoo"

"Knock knock jokes Didn't go down well at the homeless shelter."

"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."

"Fat, single and ready for a Pringle."

"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."

"A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday Nobody could remember her face."