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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock jokes Didn't go down well at the homeless shelter."
Next Joke
"I came....I saw.... I'm a lumberjack who needs to stop watching porn & get a *life*...."
"A poem for you I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... ******** It's not a very beautiful poem but it's quite deep"
"I wouldn't trust atoms if I were you. They make up everything."
"Is it okay to hate a certain race? I can run a 5k pretty well but these 10ks are killing me."
"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"
"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"
"Two Germans walk into a bar... I forget the punchline, but I know it was heilarious."
"What do Kim Jong-un and a penis shaped potato have in common? One is a dictator, the other is a dick-tater."
"What do you call breads ability to smell? ... Naan sense!"