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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sick Pokemon? Pikachoo"

"Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died."

"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans but they don't admit it."

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... In a burlap sack and on the back of a donkey."

"Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand."

"Why do so many people swallow everything Trump says? Cause they don't have enough teeth to chew it."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."