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Joke of the Day
"A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday Nobody could remember her face."
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"Who is the best underwater Transformer? Octopus Prime!"
"What was the first profession to go all digital? Proctology."
"What is a penguin? A swallow who ate after 6pm."
"What happened to the muslim who smoked weed? They got stoned"
"Hey Goku, with how many women have you been with? - Just with Chi-Chi, and you Krillin? - With 18"
"A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice."
"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"
"What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego."