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Joke of the Day

"People who say gays are destroying the fabric of society have obviously never seen what a gay man can do with fabric."

"Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll? ""Because,"" he said, ""the bun is the lowest form of pastry."""

"Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."

"Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position."

"A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)"

"My trainer said with enough sacrificing I could get a 6-pack. He's full of shit & I have 4 dead goats & 17 decapitated chickens to prove it."

"[in a mosh pit] why is everyone so upset"

"imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts ""why do u hav to socialize"" ""why dont u stay in"" ""loser"""

"My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left."