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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pit full of donkeys? An asshole."
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"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, that's more like it."
"What's the difference between a politician and an actor? One acts solely for money, the other is the actor."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way your in my light!"
"The Mafia secret What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."
"What did Trump say to the women who told him she could give him the worlds best Blow Job. What's in it for me?"
"What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line? Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
"Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today... Fucking miserable"
"How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack..."