201938

Joke of the Day

"What did Trump say to the women who told him she could give him the worlds best Blow Job. What's in it for me?"

"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"

"In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He still had his dick in the chicken"

"Did you hear some expert thieves stole the toilets from the police station? The police were left with nothing to go on."

"What did the talking cow say to the dog giving birth in front of the feed trough? Moo, bitch. Get out the way."

"Are you looking for work spreading the word of Jesus? Because I can offer you the missionary position."

"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave!"

"Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state."

"Her: ""Your funny"" Me: "".... Uh ya... this isn't gonna work"""