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Joke of the Day

"What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line? Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their last big hits were The Wall."

"[me adjusting paintball mask] it's too bad we aren't on the same team date: yeah"

"My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is..."

"Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted"

"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""

"Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."

"Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid he called to say hello."

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"