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Joke of the Day

"The Mafia secret What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party."

"6 said he isn't sleeping in his room cause the tooth fairy sounds creepy but he left the tooth cuz he needs the money. -No DNA test needed"

"What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants? ""YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"""

"Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk."

"why public hairs not gone white ?"

"My buddy went to a foreign country to get his sex change operation. Now he's a dude who's abroad."

"How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better."

"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."

"About to hit the ball Boss: you said you'd played before? Me: uh yes Boss: that's a putter Me: Is that wrong? Boss: wrong for squash yes"