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Joke of the Day
"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."
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"If you speak too slowly, my brain completes your sentences in all kinds of ways that make you interesting for a moment."
"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!"
"What do you call a girl whose profile pictures are only facial close ups? Fat."
"99 errors in code on the wall 99 errors in code Take one down, debug it around 107 errors in code on the wall"
"What's the tallest building in the world? A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)"
"My teacher was pointing a ruler at me an said, ""There's an idiot at the end of this ruler!"" I got detention after asking which end."
"Yeah, conservatives. I will marry a dog. I'll marry 12 dogs. I'm a dog mormon now."
"A guy just said he wants to know what I got ""in the trunk"" I told him duct tape, a shovel and rapid decomposition powder Flirting is hard"