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Joke of the Day
"Trying not to take my dog's sighing personally."
Next Joke
"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."
"Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet? Because they are not Cs."
"I'm the kind of guy who brings his phone charger to the party."
"What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window? Kurt and Rod"
"What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice? Pao! Pao!"
"What does a pig use for his skin? Oinkment."
"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work."
"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"