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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a politician and an actor? One acts solely for money, the other is the actor."

"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"

"My classic blasphemy joke in honor of the occasion... A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"Husband Bear: Honey! I'm home! Wife Bear: For God's sake, would you at LEAST say hello before demanding dinner?"

"I almost banged my wife in the ass last night.. Coworker: Well, what happened? Me: She woke up!"

"What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch? Matt."

"DAD: I can't believe you bought me a house for Christmas SON: I hope you enjoy it DAD: I'm just gonna... SON: Oh no DAD: Live in the present"

"There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve."

"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"

"Don't worry, they'll tell you. How do you know OP put the punchline in the title?"