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Joke of the Day
"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."
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"What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!"
"Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to ""Take them to the Bee Room!"""
"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."
"An Interview with a Master Ninja When questioned on whether he thought his pupil could win his upcoming training match the Sensei had this to say: ""Shuriken""."
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."
"If money can't buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?"
"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."
"I have a joke about California's drought. But it's pretty dry."
"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."