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Joke of the Day

"The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals."

"Do babies know they're stupid?"

"My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together. Then I saw the swear jar."

"Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I'm unsure of"

"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"

"I ate 23k pounds of cream cheese yesterday. BUT, there were nuts in it and I yelled FITFAM the whole time so technically it was health food"

"In World War 3, which country would retreat first? Iran."

"I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never using cheap toilet paper again."

"When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around."

"iPhone's from the future. 2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack 2017: iPhone 8=no battery 2018: iPhone 9=no screen 2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000"