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Joke of the Day

"Don't put a question mark where God put a period. "

"Did you hear the Miami Heat's new theme song? It's absolute fire"

"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"

"What language do British wrenches speech? Spanish!"

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"CAT: mew ME: indeed, u are correct kitty CAT: mew ME: well said, kitty, well said FRIEND I FORGOT WAS THERE: are u ok...? Emotionally?"

"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."

"I don't understand why so many people in the south have bad teeth when they try their best to keep everything else straight and white."

"ALL THE GAYS ON AN ISLAND My brother hates gay people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'"

"What is the definition of trust? Gay cannibals"