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Joke of the Day
"A woman made a book about gardening.. Her name was *Theresa Green*."
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"How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France? Your heart goes ""pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."""
"What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich? *Make me one with everything*"
"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"
"I appreciate people venturing into entrepreneurship but is it really necessary to call yourself CEO when your firm is total of 3 people?"
"Why are anorexic people cannibals? Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths."
"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."
"(Someone finally shuts off a car alarm) Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT"
"Today is the day I release the coyote I trained on Windows 95 back into the wild."
"Paid a visit to 'www.conjunctivitis.com' earlier... Believe me, it's a site for sore eyes."