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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you ..I'd start thinking about you."

"What does a lesbian pirate say? Scissor me timbers!"

"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"

"What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!"

"I'm beginning to think rappers exaggerate a Lil."

"What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common? When you tell them that you want to see proof, all they can do is tell you about it!"

"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"

"A midget, who was a self proclaimed psychic, escaped prison today. Now he is a small medium at large."

"What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time."

"Did you hear the one about the gay man on the patch? Word is he's down to about four butts a day."