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Joke of the Day
"Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes Mom but I think it would be easier to buy one."
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"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."
"Ironically, I hate people who say ""like us on Facebook""."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu? a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time."
"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."
"What do you call Albert Einstein giving a handjob? A stroke of genius."
"""Yeah, well your dog isn't a rescue, your snacks are processed and everyone knows you're vaccinated"" - how a kid talks shit in 2015"
"I like my women like I like my scotch... Twelve years old and mixed with coke."
"Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta"