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Joke of the Day

"""What's your greatest strength?"" Shadow puppetry ""Seriously?"" [interviewer presses intercom button] ""Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"""

"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"

"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"

"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"

"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."

"i wonder if china has fancy plates called america"

"Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!"

"""Sir, the UAV strike bombing missed the target."" ""Were we at least close?"" ""Not even remotely."""

"""I guess we should make them sound like a space shuttle is taking off during an a-bomb explosion."" -person who invented hand dryers"