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Joke of the Day

"What does a hooker get from Santa? 50 bucks"

"Wanna hear a good one? The current choices America has for the job of president."

"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they are both stuck up bitches."

"Dear messed-up memory, please tell me where are my keys instead of reminding me that shit I did on May 08, 2002 at 09;13;54 PM."

"Alpha Kenny Wun Write that ""name"" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class."

"I once applied for a job to work as a blacksmith.... The blacksmith asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said ""no, but I once told a donkey to piss off."""

"How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb? At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit."

"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."