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Joke of the Day

"""I guess we should make them sound like a space shuttle is taking off during an a-bomb explosion."" -person who invented hand dryers"

"I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me"

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often."

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."

"I want a firsthand test of the ""mo money, mo problems"" hypothesis."

"You know you're old when you see the neighbor's dog chasing some punk teenagers & you root for the dog."

"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""

"Two nuns are riding their bikes down a Paris street.. One looks to the other and says ""You know, I've never come this way before."" The second replies, ""Must be the cobblestones."""

"wher did the waitress work IHOP"

"Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours"