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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"

"What makes you special? My extra chromosome."

"What do you pasta with a witty comeback? Retortellini."

"Olive Garden waitress begins to freshly grate cheese onto my salad. I never say when. Room fills with parmesan. No one survives."

"Sometimes, just to annoy my Therapist, I'll ask him; ""so how does my lack of progress make you feel?"""

"Trump is still #1 in Polls after the Republican Debate Oh wait, wrong sub-forum."

"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"

"Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side."

"What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions. It might be an outdated study though."