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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper? Because Jesus saves."

"What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if i know."

"ME: fine, judge me. judge me for loving too much, for caring too much- JUDGE: you're on trial for murder ME: for murdering too much"

"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."

"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."

"Heard a great joke at work today. Now if only I could remember it."

"My legs are so white that they stopped listening to their Bon Iver LP to correct my pronunciation of 'quinoa'"

"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."

"Don't break anyone's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."

"Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend."