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Joke of the Day
"I hope if I ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra."
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"Had a brainstorm, 32 neurons dead, 104 missing."
"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential."
"I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck- -and they said I just needed to scrub it!!!"
"Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste!! Label reads: Guaranteed whiteness in only 14 days... 15 days later and I'm still black."
"Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math? AlgeBRUH!"
"Why can't you fool aborted babies? Because they weren't born yesterday."
"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."
"My girlfriend was sucking my dick...... My girlfriend was sucking my dick when she took it out of her mouth and said ""I don't really like the way dicks look."" I said ""Hmmm, it must be about taste"""
"You've won this round supervisor, but accidentally leave your Ok Cupid profile open one more time and you'll be a transgender time traveler."