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Joke of the Day

"If you love something, set a cheese trap. If you catch it, it's a mouse. Why are you in love with a mouse?"

"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."

"What do you call a boxing on a slackline? Punchline."

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."

"Why did the baker's hands smell Because he kneaded a poo."

"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."

"Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law"

"Every time my friend plays with his xbox... She is left thinking that they are getting back together."

"FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes everyone's been eaten."

"Knock, knock...... Who's there? Do you have a moment to install Windows 10?"