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Joke of the Day
"What did Alan Rickman say when he stood over David Bowie's grave? Do you mind if I Slytherin?"
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"Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness of magically hiring animals to complete household chores."
"How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe you dick off on her teddy bear. I...I'm sorry. I was told this by a schoolmate in middle school."
"I asked my friend if drinking Metamucil because I love the taste of orange juice is weird She said, ""no... regular people do it all the time!"""
"Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman? a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy"
"The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born. EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'"
"Masturbation is an excellent skill to have. Done right, it sure comes in handy."
"I used to be a narcissist... ...but now look at me."
"My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg."
"What do you call a communist dog? Karl Barx"