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"9/11 jokes They're just too plane"
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"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"
"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."
"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."
"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."
"[eharmony] based on your responses, your perfect match is a trashcan.. [me] aww [eharmony] ..full of raccoons [me] omg I love raccoons"
"Missed connection. You cut in front of me at Starbucks in May, 2009. I finally thought up a witty response."
"Seriously ppl who eat pizza with a fork & knife? This is America. We shove it in our faces like the rest of the fat people. Get it together."
"Show me on your wallet where you would like me to touch you."
"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."