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Joke of the Day
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"
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"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"
"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"
"Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!"""
"What's the difference... What's the difference between Missionary Baptists and Baptists? Position"
"I hate when Spotify is down and I have to listen to Apple Music on my 128 GB Rose Gold iPhone 6s Plus like some kind of homeless person"
"robber: give me the money! *points gun at cashier* cashier: wait thats just a blow dryer nervous snowman patron: please just do as he says!"
"What do you call a picture of Simon Pegg's brother? JPEG"
"[texting] you mean the wolf to me -wolf? ha! autocorrect fail! -lol what i meant to say was...you're a mean wolf to me"
"""Here, let me fill your head with a bunch of opinionated bullshit that's not actually news"" - Every major news outlet"