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Joke of the Day

"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"

"how did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"

"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."

"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."

"What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran."

"How much does the Holocaust?"

"What's the difference between Joan Rivers' face and Kate Upton's tits? 5000 views"

"Me: Ohhh, MARITAL arts workshop...now I really feel stupid in this karate outfit. Wife to therapist: Do you see what I'm dealing with here?"

"What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !"

"The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond."