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Joke of the Day

"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"

"What is a British woman on her period? A bloody cunt."

"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"

"I swallowed two pieces of string and when I went to the bathroom they came out tied together. I shit you knot."

"Shout out to all the animals that help Disney princesses get shit done."

"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."

"What do you call a German with a bad attitude? Sauerkraut."

"I met my ex-wife at the gym. We didn't workout."

"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""

"Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road."